Paloma's Plug

Paloma is filled with witty thoughts and funny sayings these days. And what makes them so amusing is that she thinks she is darn right brilliant when she talks. That girl is stinkin hilarious. Here are a few of her famous quotes:
1) "So this is chicken salad without any salad in it right?"

2) "Now when I have acid (acid reflux), it tastes like chicken salad"

3)"Dad, I want a cheeseburger with cheese and no meat"

4)"Dad, I'm going to rub this in your face until your glasses precipitate"

You, as an outside reader may not find the humor in these. I certainly crack a smile every time I read through them. I guess you had to be there......